List of battle quotes from Skullgirls.

Filia Edit

Let's go, Samson! Samson: Hell yeah!

Do I know you? Samson: You don't!

Samson: Don't think. Fight!

Who are you? Samson: Lunch!

Samson: You're about to have ...a bad hair day.

They look nice...(Referring to her opponent)

Sorry Samson.... Samson: Stupid...! (Defeated)

Sorry Samson... Samson: Damn it kid! (defeated)

Not...funny. (Defeated by Cerebella)

You're on!

Break a leg!

Need my help?

Help!

I'm done.

Goodbye!

Here we come!

Think fast.

Take em down!

Here we go!

Your highness! (Switching with Parasoul)

Here kitty! (Switching with Ms. Fortune)

Back off! (When parrying an attack)

I'm ok! (Recovering)

Oh no! (When opponent comments while recovering)

I thought you were done! (When opponent comments while recovering)

Sorry! (When opponent comments while recovering)

It's not over! (When opponent comments while recovering

Samson: Just stay down! (While opponent comments while recovering)

Samson: Pathetic! (While opponent comments while recovering)

Samson: Get up kid! (Recovering)

Samson: Unstoppable! (Recovering)

I'm ok... (recovering)

Ouch! (Recovering)

Aww....(While recovering)

Samson: Not bad. Filia: Thanks! (New victory)

Hehehe! (New victory)

Filia: Great work! Samson: Damn straight! (New victory)

Filia: Guess we won.... Samon: Of course!(New victory)

Maybe next time! (New victory)

Samson: She's mine! (Win vs. Double)

Samson: Good job, kid! (Win)

So much for your hat. (Win vs. Cerebella)

I thought clowns are funny. (Win vs. Cerebella)

I am who  I am

This is for my parents.

Not much of a show. (Win vs. Cerebella)

CerebellaEdit

Can't turn down a fan! (Character selection)

Now for the main attraction!

It's okay to be starstruck. Ha ha ha!

Loop 'da' loop!

Gotcha!

Hold still!

Lookin' good!

Back at cha!

EXCELLENT!!

Try this on!

Heh, perfection!

Give up? (After opponent comments after recovering)

BOOOO! (After opponent comments after recovering)

Had enough? (After opponent comments after recovering)

Want some more? (After opponent comments after recovering)

Did that sting? (After opponent comments after recovering) 

Head-gear is my gimmick! (vs Filia)

I...hate...split ends. (Knocked out by Filia)

I'm...not a clown...! (Knocked out by Filia)

The operating tables have turned! (Win vs Valentine)

Call a...doctor. (Knocked out by Valentine)

High-flyin'! Death defyin'!(Win vs Painwheel)

You're just...a puppet. (Knocked out by Painwheel)

She's too...strong.(Knocked out by Painwheel)

I love a good freakshow. (Vs. Painwheel)

Do I have the right to remain violent? (vs Parasoul)

I can't believe it. (Knocked out by Parasoul)

What's... wrong with you? (Knocked out by Peacock)

I've been robbed. (Knocked out by Ms.Fortune)

The new do just isn't you! (Win vs Filia)

Should have called for backup. (Win vs. Parasoul)

I'm a diamond you can't steal! (Win vs. Ms. Fortune)

How tragic. (Win vs. Peacock)

Learn from the best. (Win vs. Peacock)

Did I do okay, Vitale? (Win)

I expect a rave review! (Win)

You just got out-shined! (Win)

Accept no imitations! (Win vs. Double)

And now for something spectacular! (During Ultimate Showstopper)

Get ready for a show stopper! (During Ultimate Showstopper)

Where'd you go? (During failed Excellebella)

You do a killer impression! (vs. Double)

I'll slap you... senseless! (During successful Excellebella)

Diamond... Dynamo! (During Diamond Dynamo)

Here we go!

That's my cue!

Go get em!

What's wrong, winding down? (Switching with Painwheel)

About time, Moptop! (Switching with Filia)

You're up, headcase! (Switching with Filia)

Run out of lives kitty? (Switching with Ms.Fortune)

Just don't arrest me! (Switching with Parasoul)

Party's over! (Switching with Parasoul)

Adieu! (Switching Characters)

She stole my act! (Knocked Out by Cerebella)

I've been replaced. (Knocked Out by Double)

All that... practice... (Knocked Out)

Vi-tal-e...(Knocked Out)

You can have cheeseburger! (vs Ms.Fortune)

How the operating tables have changed! (Win against Valentine)

Call....a doctor....(knocked out by Valentine)

That felt good. (When opponent recovers)

G-Geez....(recovering)

No autographs! (Parrying attack)

Hang on to your hat!

I've had worse. (Recovering)

Round and round we go!

Diamond drop!

Peacock Edit

Time to paint the town red!

Of couse you know, this means war.

You never forget a face but for you...I'll make an exception. (Win)

No sense in bumping gums...(Win)

Bam! Right in the kisser.

Ha! What a sucker! (Win)

What a maroon. (win)

That's all forks! (win)

HaHAA! (After opponent recovers)

Your mother! (After opponent recovers)

Pipe down! (After opponent recovers)

What a stiff (After opponent recovers)

Blow me! (After opponent recovers)

Wise guy, eh!? (While recovering)

Why I outta... (While recovering)

Oh yeah...? (While recovering)

Shenanigans! (While recovering)

Owie...(Recovering)

I've heard of armed and dangerous, but this is ridiculous. (vs Cerebella)

Never wanna see you again. You disgust me. (Win vs. Cerebella)

Poor show for such a ritzy dame. (Win vs. Parsoul)

Hey, look at that! I crowned a princess. (Win vs. Parasoul)

This ain't Albuquerque! (Switching)

My turn! (Switching)

Hey, Knuckles! (Switching with Cerebella)

Watch the hands grabby! (Switching with Cerebella)

Move over dingbat! (Switching)

Now that's a cat call! (Switching with Ms.Fortune)

Furball! (Switching with Ms.Fortune)

Ewwwwwhhhhh... (Switching with Double)

Sufferin' succotash... (Knocked out)

You're despicable... (Knocked out)

You disgust me... (Knocked out)

Talk about cut down. (Knocked out by Painwheel)

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a knuckle sandwich today!

Maybe she's born with it? (vs Filia)

Beaten by a wig. (Knocked out by Filia)

Hellooo, nurse! (vs Valentine)

It'll be okay, sunshine. (Win vs. Valentine)

It's the fuzz! (vs Parasoul)

A putty-cat! (vs ms.fortune)

What a cat-tastrophe! (Ms. Fortune)(win)

I'm the real deal!! Accept no substitutes! (Win vs. Peacock)

Your not bad. Your just drawn badly. (Win vs. Parasoul)

I'm the genuine article! (vs Peacock)(win)

Either you are dead or my watch has stopped.(win)

Don't think I'll go easy on ya! (Vs. Marie)

GARBAGE DAY! (Firing her revolver)

The Eyes of Argus! (Argus Agony)

Argus AGONY!!!! (Argus Agony)

Fall down go boom! (Lonesome Lenny)

All together now! (Goodfellas)

Coconut!

With whip cream!

Good grief!

Bored to death!

Hats off to ya.

I smell....bread...(Defeated)

Beat it! (Parrying)

Nuh uh! (Parrying)

Scram! (Parrying)

Parasoul Edit

For my kingdom...

Egrets, get ready!

Ready, Number 13.

Target confirmed.

Egrets, dispatch.

Quiet! (After opponent comments after recovering)

I've trained the best. (After opponent comments after recovering)

No mercy. (After opponent comments after recovering)

No quarter. (After opponent comments after recovering)

That's nothing. (After opponent comments after recovering)

Just surrender. (After opponent comments after recovering)

I was careless... (Recovering)

It's too much... (Recovering)

I won't fail! (Recovering)

Don't get cocky. (Recovering)

Not...possible.... (Recovering)

Alert the canine squad. (vs Ms. Fortune)(win)

Go back to school with you, girl. (vs Filia)

This ends now....(vs Ms. Fortune)

Egrets, stand down. (Win)

You've fought well. (Win)

You've wasted my time. (Win)

You pose no threat. (Win)

Good job men. (Win)

Threat neutralized. (Win vs. Filia)

Back to the drawing board. (Win vs. Peacock)

Winners don't use drugs! (Win vs. Valentine)

I'm sorry. (Win vs. Painwheel)

Front and center! (Switching with Filia)

Come, demon! (Switching with Double)

This doesn't make us friends. (Switching with Valentine)

No one deserves this. (Win vs. Painwheel)

A pathetic imposter. (Win vs. Parasoul)

Your boss won't be so merciful. (Win vs. Cerebella)

I got a message for your boss. (vs. Cerebella)

You poor girl. I never authorized this. (vs Painwheel)

You're under arrest. Come peacefully. (vs. Ms. Fortune)

I'll show you how I deal with traitors. (vs. Valentine)

What sort of nightmare is this? (vs Double)

Let's test your abilities. (Vs. Peacock)

Take the shot!

Cheap shot... (Recovering)

Medic..! (Knocked out)

Impossible. (When beaten by Parasoul)

You're...being used. (When beaten by Filia)

Dirty...Theiving... (When beaten by Ms. Fortune)

You took...an oath. (When beaten by Valentine)

Lousy traitor. (When beaten by Valentine)

Test successful. (When beaten by Peacock)

Just a common thug. (When beaten by Cerebella)

What are you? (When beaten by Double)

Don't get cocky. (Recovering)

Just surrender. (When opponent comments while recovering)

Quiet! (When opponent comments while recovering)

Ms. Fortune Edit

Time to pull myself together.

Curiosity can't kill me.

Let's see if you're up to scratch.

Looks like I found a new scratching post!

I'm on the prowl!

Can I have a cheeseburger?

Uggh, stay down...(After opponent recovers)

Back for more? (After opponent recovers)

Just give up. (After opponent recovers)

Stop whining. (After opponent recovers)

I need a HAND. (Switching with Cerebella)

Nice hairball. (Vs. Filia)

Cross my heart! (During j.HP)

Head games! (During c.HP)

Head butt! (During c.HP)

Tail spin! (During c.HK)

Tail n' nails! (During c.HK)

Cat scratch! (During s.HK)

Om-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom! (During OMNOMNOM)

Zoom! (During Zoom!)

Here, kitty-kitty! (During Cat Call)

Get back here! (During Cat Call)

Dinner time! (During Cat Call)

Here, body-body! (During Cat Call)

Headin' home! (During Cat Call)

You're a wheel pain! (vs Painwheel)

Sufferin' succotash! (vs Peacock)

I think you're looking for a lab rat! (vs Valentine)

Let's put an end to this cat and mouse game. (vs Parasoul)

Toil and trouble! (Switching with Double)

Cat nap time! (Switching out)

I'm having a ball! (During throw)

A purr-fect plaything! (During throw)

Feeling claw-strophobic? (During throw)

CUT! IT! OUT! (During Feral Edge)

I'll take a stab at it! (During Feral Edge)

Out-of-body experience! (During Cat Scratch ver. 2 and at the end of Feral Edge)

You go, girl! (During Cat Scratch ver. 2 and at the end of Feral Edge)

Wow, I'm clawsome! (During Cat Scratch ver. 2 and at the end of Feral Edge)

I need to lose some weight! (During Cat Scratch ver. 2)

Cat Scratch Fever! (During Cat Scratch Fever)

Fur-serker Purr-age! (During Cat Scratch Fever)

Feline fury! (During Cat Scratch Fever)

The 5th of Dismember! (During 5th of Dismember)

Get ready for a surpriiiise! ( During 5th of Dismember)

Paws-itively delightful! (Win)

Heads will roll. (Win)

Don't lose your head over this. (Win)

I win! I win! I win, I win, I win! ♪ (Win)

You can't catch me! ♪ (Win)

Total eclipse of the heart! (win)(vs. Bloody Marie)

Stop pussyfooting around! (Win)

Aawwww... did that hurt? (Win vs .Painwheel)

Meee-oww!(Win)

Sorry, gang... (Knocked out by Cerebella)

Cat... tastrophe... (Knocked out)

Better this way... (Knocked out by Cerebella)

Are you kittin' me?! (Lose)

Stupid kid! (Knocked out by Filia)

Stupid... feather duster!... (Knocked out by Peacock)

No...no!!!(Knocked out by Valentine)

"Hair" today, gone tomorrow! *chuckles* (Win vs. Filia)

Hahahahaha! You had me in stitches! (vs Peacock) (Win)

Your bosses are next! (vs Cerebella)(Win)

I... uh... damn it, your name's already a pun. (vs Parasoul)(Win)

Try studying someone else! (Win vs. Valentine)

That's racist! (vs Cerebella)

Been through worse. (Recovering)

This kitty's got claws. (When someone comments after recovering)

Stop whining! (When someone comments after recovering)

Remember, remember, The 5th of Dismember!

Fur-serker Purr-rage!

Time to pull myself together.

Rip your shins!

Cut. It. Out!!

Incomiiiing!

PainwheelEdit

DIE!!!

Must....kill!

GO TO HELL!! (During Hatred Install)

Feel pain!

GET AWAY!! (vs. Filia)

Go away!! (Win vs. Filia)

It's nothing... (Blocking)

STOP IT! (Blocking)

Death Crawl! (During Death Crawl)

Close your head. (vs Valentine)

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! (Win)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! (win)

Get down! (Grabbing after switching back in)

Must...stop! (Switching)

Say more...! (While opponent comments while recovering)

UUUGGHH! (Recovering)

Can't.....STOOP!! (Recovering)

NOOO!! (Recovering)

HRAAHH!! (Recovering)

Must....KIIILLL!! (Recovering)

SMASH!!

PAIN!!

Shut up! (When opponent talks while recovering)

Not you!! (When forcing current opponent switch)

No....(while cancelling grab)

Ground hills! (Recovering)

Kill... (While opponent comments after recovering)

You....(While opponent comments after recovering)

Valentine Edit

Time to operate!

Time for your physical.

I'll cut you down to size.

So you say. (After opponent comments after recovering)

Just pull the plug. (After opponent comments after recovering)

That'll heal. (After opponent comments after recovering)

Want a bandage? (After opponent comments after recovering)

Open wide. (After opponent comments after recovering)

Shove off! (Blocking)

Don't even try! (Blocking)

You wish! (Blocking)

Just a nip and touch up.

Ready for your shots? (During Vial Hazard A)

This might pinch! (During Vial Hazard B)

Let's up the dose. (During Vial Hazard C)

Major surgery! (During EKG Flatliner)

Tell me where it hurts... (During Dead On Arrival)

What?! (After failed Accquisitive Prescription/Countervenom)

Time for your shots.

Body bash! (During j.HK)

Side effects may include nausea, headaches....and death!

Making the incisions! (During Checkmate Incision)

Tsk tsk, looks like we'll have to operate.

Ripsaw! (During s.HP)

You got lucky. (Knocked out by Peacock)

Got...sloppy. (Knocked out by Filia)

Damn you, Brain Drain. (Knocked out by Painwheel)

Atta girl. (Knocked out by Painwheel)

Did you miss me? (During successful Accquisitive Prescription/Countervenom)

Don't make me laugh! (During successful Accquisitive Prescription/Countervenom)

Going down. (During Mortuary Drop)

CLEAR! (During Forbidden Procedure: Rebirth Ex Machina)

Dead Cross! (During Dead Cross)

The doctor will see you now... (win)

Too hot to handle! (win)

Now we're ready to operate! (win)

Stone cold... and red hot. (win)

Lost the will to live? (win)

YOU'RE the best Avian's got? Ha! (Vs. Peacock)

What's holding you together? (Vs. Ms. Fortune)

I knew it would come to this. (Vs. Double)

You've disgusted me from the start. (Vs. Double)

I guess I made you...obsolete. (Vs. Double)

This can't be happening! (Knocked out by Double)

This isn't over! (Knocked out by Parasoul this is also shared with her switching quote)

Your majesty! (Win vs. Parasoul)

They'll never follow you once they see me. (Win vs. Parasoul)

You're just a mess to mop up. (Win vs. Double)

So easy to replace. (Win vs. Double)

Poor little girl! (Win vs. Filia)

Better run on home! (Win vs. Filia)

What a joke. (Win vs. Peacock)

I guess you're not so deadly after all. (Win vs. Peacock)

Curiosity and I have something in common. (Win vs. Ms Fortune)

Now let's see what makes you tick. (Win vs. Ms. Fortune)

UGHA!! Uh....(Lose)

Another day... (Lose)

Well done... Avian...! (Knocked out by Peacock)

Don't fail me. (Switching with Painwheel)

I'm done taking orders from YOU. (Vs. Parasoul)

You should get that removed. (Vs. Filia)

The head bone is connected to the arm bone...for now. (Vs. Cerebella)

You have better NOT disappoint. (Vs. Painwheel)

You've failed to impress. (Win Vs. Painwheel)

I'm disappointed in you. (Win Vs. Painwheel)

Everyone has a weakness...

Don't go too far.

No place to run...(recovering)

I've seen worse. (Recovering)

That's....gonna bleed. (When recovering off of the ground)

No place to run! (Recovering)

E-Enough...(recovering)

You'll regret this! (Switching)

Damn....(recovering)

Can't catch me! (Returning after assist)

Let's take a look. (Switching in)

Rip them apart! (Switching out)

Next time...! (Time up, loss)

Your turn, your highness. (Switcing with Parasoul)

It's just a flesh wound. (After opponent comments)

Double Edit

Your sins will have NO absolution!

Have you come to give confession?

I'll gladly accept your tithe...in blood.

Ignorant children...you would rebel against the Great Mother?

Repent for your death is nigh...

You stand before me, victor?

Blessed first, reveal later!

Defiling maggots...You on your end can consume more flesh.

What is a man?

The Trinity has deemed you... acceptable.

You dare oppose the church?

You dare stand before me, betrayer? (Vs. Cerebella)

Have at you! (During Bandwagon Rushdown)

You would dare oppose the church?

Humans are the real monsters. (win)

Your world's end draws ever closer. (win)

A miserable little pile of secrets. (win)

I am merely a tool for her will. (win)

And lo, the evil was smitten. (win)

No doubt about it.(win)

Back in the habit! (win)

Forgive me, masters... (Knocked out)

Aeon, why have you forsaken me?... (Knocked out)

Bloody Marie Edit

I'll Sweep you up. (Character Selection)

You're already dead.

Rise from your grave!

Fear me.

Be afraid.

Know your place!

See how weak you are.

Serve your new master!

Here's a surprise!

You dare challenge ME?

Don't resist.

Go, slave!

Stop them!

Die.

You're not fit to lead.

You can't stop my wish!

Take your place.

Go forth.

Out of my way.

You're delaying the inevitable.

The Skull Heart is mine to wield.

Here kitty, kitty.

Why continue to fight?

You're strong... join me.

Your efforts are futile.

So sure you can defeat me?

I will wipe all horrors from this world, starting with you. (Vs. Filia)

Your blind loyalty will be your demise. (Vs. Cerebella)

You will make a unique addition to my army. (Vs. Ms.Fortune)

You shouldn't be here, Patricia. (Vs. Peacock)

You are a traitor to the cause. (Vs. Valentine)

What would your mother think? (Vs. Parasoul)

I'll put you out of your misery, Monster. (Vs. Painwheel)

I have no further services for you. (Vs. Double)

Narrator Edit

Filia! (When player selects Filia)

Cerebella! (when player selects Cerebella)

Painwheel! (When player selects Painwheel)

Parasoul! (When player selects Parasoul)

Peacock! (when player selects Peacock)

Valentine! (When player selects Valentine)

Ms. Fortune! (When player selects Ms. Fortune)

Double! (When player selects Double)

Marie! (When player selects Marie, sound clips hint Marie is DLC)

Squigly! (When player selects Squigly)

Umbrella! (When player selects Umbrella)

Ladies and gentlemen, it's showtime!

Camera's rolling and...action!

Everybody, mind your marks! Showtime!

Time to put on a show!

This is true love we're making! And... action!

This is tuna with bacon! It's showtime!

"You've got a lot to learn. (continue?)

"Try again kid! (continue?)

"Nobody blink!"

Quiet on the set. Action!

"It all depends on your skill!"

The Gorilla Fate is yearning! action.

Alright, alright, show's over! (end)

Thats all folks. (end)

Thats a wrap. (end)

Is this how the story ends? (continue?)

You can't give up now. (continue?)

It's super effective! (perfect)

Just perfect. (perfect)

Impossible to gain! (perfect)

That's real Soviet Damage! (glorious victory)

Now you're playing with power! (glorious victory)

Now you're cooking the gas! (glorious victory)

An overwhelming victory!!! (glorious victory)

Just a moment! (Paused)

Pause! (Paused)

Quit lollygagging! (Unpaused)

Let's go! (Unpaused)

One more once! (Try again)

This battle is all in the mind! Let's rock!

Make it flashy guys! Action!

Everybody warmed up? Showtime!

Cut, cut, cut.....(lost by a bit of health by KO or Time up)

Pfft! You call THAT a fight? (Time up)

TriviaEdit

• The quote from the narrator "The Gorilla fate is yearing! Action!" is similar to the BlazBlue narrator's opening "The wheel of fate is turning! Rebel 1, action!"
• "It's super effective!" is a reference to the Pokemon video game series.
• Double's quotes "What is a man?" and "A miserable little pile of secrets" are a direct reference to the Castlevania series.
• Peacock's quote "Sufferin' Succotash!" when she gets KOed is a quote from Sylvester the Cat from many Warner Bros. production. This is probably because of Peacock's love for cartoons. Peacock also says "Helloooo, nurse!" to Valentine as a reference to Wakko from the cartoon Animaniacs.
• Peacock makes a reference to Charlie Brown from the Peanuts with the quote "Good grief".
• Peacock's win quote over Parasoul "You're not bad, you're just drawn badly" is a reference to a scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit where the character Jessica Rabbit states "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way".